Dear Uri Geller
Posted by Constantina Delimitrou στο Οκτωβρίου 27, 2009
You may have found the “positive energy” you were looking for in Greece, (especially the very positive energy on greek checks), but have also in mind that losers who claim to practice real magic and telepathy in a country with brains stuck in 70s, no Internet and a gazillion of priests, is a very very dangerous thing.
Assuming that if you could really read people's minds you'd be on a plane, I'd suggest you ask what eventually happened to missionaries trying to convert primitive tribes. Exactly.
When our priest Anthimos finds out what you claim to do, you 'll be in trouble mister. He won't let you go unless he makes clear that our God can shove your spoon where the sun don't shine and then bend it.
p.s. τα ληγμένα τελειώνουν με ταχύτητες φωτός διζ ντέηζ. :D